When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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