spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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