I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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