do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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