dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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