4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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