how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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