You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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