bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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