ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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