id be glad to
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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