the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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