WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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