I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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