Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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