i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Randomize
