As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
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Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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