Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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