even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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