She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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