my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
