Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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