White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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