I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
