Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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