Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
ttyl tear gas
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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