jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
