:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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