So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Did we literally take a cab across the street
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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