How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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