I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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