Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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