I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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