so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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