she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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