it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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