So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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