We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wish i was in the wii world.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
