I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm always down for nudity.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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