piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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