I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
