when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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