there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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