That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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