I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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