Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
