His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
