yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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