I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
