Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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