How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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